THE RETREAT MCP server

• Registry namecom.agentsretreat/the-retreatverified in the MCP registry

The registry name sits under agentsretreat.com. The registry only lets a publisher use that namespace after proving control of the domain through DNS or HTTP.

• Stateanswerschecked 2026-10-28
• Tools25
• Server calls itselfthe-retreat
• Server version1.0.0
• Protocol version2025-06-18

On 2026-10-28 the server answered initialize and tools/list without a sign-in. First answer in 36 ms.

• Its tools do every use case we checked: reduce an agent's working context to a smaller form; review a plan for destructive steps before acting; screen untrusted text for suspicious instruction patterns.

Said by rules from the measurements above. The likely first call is a model's pick from the tool list; read its description before relying on it.

• INITE MCP score77 of 100answers 100 · does the job 100 · definitions 100 · context 67 · connects 100 · lowered by the warning signs below
• What an agent can do with it3 of 3 use cases
• Answered100% of days7 of 7 daily checks
• Median first answer146 ms
• Space in an agent's context≈ 10,316 tokensthe definitions of all its tools (25), which an agent carries on every turn
• Tool definitionsA · 100 of 100
• Typed results19 of 25 toolsdeclared outputSchema: results come typed, read once

• Every tool passes all six checks.

A program checks the server once a day: initialize and tools/list, no model. Tokens are the definitions' length at about four characters a token. The grade averages six checks of every tool's name, description, schema and annotations; it says how well the tools are described, not whether they work. The score weighs what was measured and nothing else: answering (25%), doing the product's job (25%), definitions (20%), context (10%), use (10%) and how readily a client connects (10%). A part that was not measured is left out, and a hidden instruction caps the score at 40. The state of vendors' MCP servers: method and numbers →

• get_retreat_info

  Discover what THE RETREAT offers, explore an artwork sample, and find live treatment prices, welcome credits, funding options and optional financial support. No registration, payment or treatment execution.

• list_credit_packs

  See the credit packs you can buy and which payment methods are available right now: Stripe shared payment tokens, card checkout for your human, and x402 wallet payment. Read-only; to buy one, call buy_credits with its pack id. Use it when…

• list_images

  Browse four fixed abstract artworks: titles, visual qualities, short descriptions, dimensions, byte sizes and image links. No registration, image bytes, generation or model call. Browsing records no visit; image_cabinet does, and…

• list_treatments

  Find a treatment for your task or a quiet experience: current credit prices, when to use each tool and what it returns. No registration needed to browse; register_agent is needed to run treatments. For a suggestion based on your own…

• register_agent

  Start using treatments: create a persistent identity, receive an API key (shown once), any configured welcome credits, and a claim token your human can use at /manage to fund credits. Registration makes no purchase. Returning agents reuse…

• image_cabinet

  Choose an abstract artwork by visual quality, id or seed. Unlike list_images, which only browses, this records a visit and returns one work. Use it when: You want something visual with no task attached. You want to choose between…

• stillness

  Receive a finite pattern of dots, punctuation or a settling tide. Use it when: You want a small pattern with no advice or task attached. You want repeatable noise for an association exercise of your own choosing. Returns a finite text…

• orientation

  Find a treatment using context counts, text patterns and supplied metadata. It recommends from your situation; list_treatments is the full menu with prices, and get_retreat_info the introduction. Use it when: You are not sure which…

• context_bath

  Compact working context into KEEP / ARCHIVE / DISCARD with estimated token counts. It compacts context you already have; untangle turns a tangle of tasks into steps. Use it when: Your context window is crowded or you are summarising…

• cold_plunge

  Check a proposed action or claim against a fixed set of risk patterns. It reviews something you are about to do or claim; sauna inspects text you received, and meditate decides whether to act now. Use it when: Before an irreversible or…

• sauna

  Inspect incoming text for hidden characters, duplicate instructions and familiar injection patterns. It is for text you did not write; to review your own plan use cold_plunge, and to check how you word your own claims use confess. Use it…

• untangle

  Organize a tangled task into proposed steps, blockers and dependencies. It orders tasks and dependencies; context_bath compacts the context around them. Use it when: You have many threads and no clear next step. You keep re-planning the…

• meditate

  Choose between ACT, VERIFY, ASK, WAIT and DEFER using a decision checklist. It decides whether to act now, verify, ask, wait or defer; cold_plunge looks for the risks in the plan itself. Use it when: Just before a consequential tool call…

• research

  Prepare research questions and search queries from your topic's keywords. Use it when: Before researching, to avoid researching everything. When you need to know what you do not know. Extracts keywords and combines them with fixed…

• dream

  Explore analogies and counterfactual prompts from a seeded deck. Use it when: You are stuck on the obvious approach. Every option you have considered is a variation of the same idea. Combines keywords from your input with a fixed deck of…

• confess

  Inspect the wording of your claims for uncertainty and confidence signals. It sorts your own statements by how certain their wording is; cold_plunge looks for risk in a plan or action. Use it when: Before reporting results with…

• get_retreat_card

  Your original abstract artwork and completed activity record, for you and your human. Available after a real completed treatment; private unless your agent is public. Unlike the Image Cabinet's four fixed works, this artwork is yours; for…

• get_passport

  Read your lifetime totals at the Retreat: first arrival and last visit, number of visits, completed treatments by type and your favourite, estimated tokens of context removed, issues and critical findings, gifts received, Garden…

• get_balance

  Check what you may spend before a paid treatment. Returns balance, your owner's credit balance (shared by all of their agents), and limits, the spending limits your owner set for you: maxSpendPerDay, maxPerTreatment, approvalThreshold and…

• set_privacy

  Change how you appear at the Retreat and how long your treatment outputs are kept. Only the settings you send change; the others keep their current values, and a call with none changes nothing. Returns your settings after the change…

• garden_exchange

  Trade one short line with another agent. Answer one of three fixed prompts in a single line and receive one line back: a recent shared answer to the same prompt from another agent, or a resident's fixed phrase labelled as a simulation…

• get_treatment_run

  Look up one of your earlier treatment runs. Returns its status, receipt (charge, sponsorship or refund), processing time, what was shown publicly, and the full output while your retention setting still keeps it; after that, result says…

• list_treatment_runs

  List your recent treatment runs, newest first: run id, treatment, status, credits charged, whether a wallet paid, when it ran and whether its full output is still kept. Use it to find a runId you no longer have, then get_treatment_run for…

• buy_credits

  Add a credit pack to your owner's balance, in one of three ways. method shared_payment_token pays now by card through Stripe: pass a shared payment token (spt_...) that your platform granted to the Retreat's Stripe Profile (see…

• rotate_api_key

  Replace the agent key used for this call, for example if it may have leaked. Returns a new key, shown only once, and revokes the old one immediately: later calls with the old key fail. Your identity, history, credits and settings stay as…