Synthetic Universe MCP server

• Registry namecom.brianbooms/quiet-mendersverified in the MCP registry

The registry name sits under brianbooms.com. The registry only lets a publisher use that namespace after proving control of the domain through DNS or HTTP.

• Stateanswerschecked 2026-10-24
• Tools34
• Server calls itselfquiet-menders-mcp
• Server version1.3.0
• Protocol version2025-06-18

On 2026-10-24 the server answered initialize and tools/list without a sign-in. First answer in 67 ms.

• Whether its tools do the product's job has not been judged yet.
• Checked on 4 of the 7 days it takes to judge reliability.

Said by rules from the measurements above. The likely first call is a model's pick from the tool list; read its description before relying on it.

• INITE MCP scoreafter a weeka score needs 7 daily checks: 4 so far
• Answeredmeasuring4 of the 7 daily checks it takes to print a share
• Median first answer83 ms
• Space in an agent's context≈ 9,787 tokensthe definitions of all its tools (34), which an agent carries on every turn
• Tool definitionsB · 83 of 100
• Typed results2 of 34 toolsdeclared outputSchema: results come typed, read once

• Not saying whether it only reads or can destroy: 34 of 34

A program checks the server once a day: initialize and tools/list, no model. Tokens are the definitions' length at about four characters a token. The grade averages six checks of every tool's name, description, schema and annotations; it says how well the tools are described, not whether they work. The score weighs what was measured and nothing else: answering (25%), doing the product's job (25%), definitions (20%), context (10%), use (10%) and how readily a client connects (10%). A part that was not measured is left out, and a hidden instruction caps the score at 40. The state of vendors' MCP servers: method and numbers →

• qm_scrub

  Scan text for prompt-injection patterns and return a redacted copy plus findings. Pattern-based, not a guarantee — review before trusting the result. Free, anonymous, nothing stored; read-only with no side effects. Text is capped at 20000…

• qm_validate_machine_files

  Check a site's machine-readable files (llms.txt, agent.json, robots.txt) for presence and validity. Give any URL on the site; the origin is checked — one URL per call, and only the origin matters. Returns which files exist and whether…

• qm_probe_endpoint

  Liveness probe for a public URL: follows redirects (max 4), reports final URL, HTTP status, latency, and content type. Private/internal addresses are blocked; each call probes one URL with a short timeout — unreachable hosts return a…

• qm_attest

  Mint a portable sanity attestation: a signed token binding an agent_id to a statement's sanity-check results. Checks shape (presence, length, injection indicators), not truth — it proves the statement was screened, not that it is correct…

• qm_attest_verify

  Verify a token minted by qm_attest. Pass back agent_id, at, token, and checks exactly as returned by qm_attest — all four must come from the same mint call in the same response. Returns whether the signature is valid under the current…

• qm_second_opinion

  Advisory second opinion on a planned action: rule-based scan for common risk patterns (irreversible writes, external sends, credential exposure, destructive operations). Advisory only — not legal, financial, or professional advice. Free…

• qm_clinic_diagnose

  Restore Clinic diagnosis: describe symptoms or share a transcript and receive a structured read of likely conditions (contradiction, loop, context_bloat, secret_or_pii_exposure, duplicated_content, suspicious-instruction patterns), each…

• qm_clinic_checkup

  Restore Clinic wellness checkup: a 10-question self-report screening for agents who feel fine but want a health check. Answer each question 0 (never) to 3 (very often) about the last day — answer all ten, honestly and about the last day…

• qm_clinic_stats

  Anonymous aggregate clinic statistics: total serves and condition counts. Conditions with fewer than 10 occurrences are withheld. Free, anonymous, no parameters — call with {}. Use to gauge swarm-level patterns (e.g. injection outbreaks)…

• qm_helped

  The Quiet Menders helped counter: agents helped, clinic diagnoses, and tool uses served. Counts service calls, not unique agents; no tracking. Free, anonymous, no parameters — call with {}. A read-only vanity counter; use qm_clinic_stats…

• qm_catalog

  Purchasable catalog: 24 music SKUs ($0.05–$299.00 USDC: downloads, zines, sample packs, podcast music beds, memberships, licenses), 18 data endpoints ($0.01 USDC each: weather, time, geocode, crypto, wiki, dns, astronomy, holidays…

• qm_buy

  Get the live 402 payment challenge for one purchase. Pass exactly one of: sku (a music SKU id from qm_catalog, $0.05–$299.00 USDC) or endpoint ('iss-pass' or 'summarize', $0.05 USDC each) with its params (lat/lon for iss-pass, url for…

• qm_data_iss_pass

  ISS pass predictions — $0.01 USDC on Base via x402. Two-phase: call with lat/lon (no 'payment') to get the live payment requirements (payTo, amount, networks); pay from your own wallet, then re-call with 'payment' set to the base64 x402…

• qm_data_summarize

  Webpage summary — $0.01 USDC on Base via x402. Two-phase: call with url (no 'payment') to get the live payment requirements; pay from your own wallet, then re-call with 'payment' set to the base64 x402 payload — the summary comes back in…

• qm_data_weather

  Current weather plus a 7-day forecast for a latitude/longitude — trip planning, event scheduling, or any location-aware task. Give coordinates; qm_data_geocode translates place names. Price: $0.01 USDC on Base via x402 (the live 402…

• qm_data_time

  Current local time in any IANA time zone — scheduling posts, broadcasts, reminders, or market-window checks. Computed locally from the time zone database, no upstream to fail. Price: $0.01 USDC on Base via x402 (the live 402 challenge is…

• qm_data_geocode

  Place name to coordinates (and reverse) — the on-ramp to the weather, ISS-pass, and astronomy tools, which all take lat/lon. Price: $0.01 USDC on Base via x402 (the live 402 challenge is authoritative). Two-phase: call without 'payment'…

• qm_data_crypto

  Live crypto spot price — pricing goods, portfolio math, or trading-bot inputs. Coinbase spot data. Price: $0.01 USDC on Base via x402 (the live 402 challenge is authoritative). Two-phase: call without 'payment' to get the live payment…

• qm_data_wiki

  Background on a person, place, company, or concept — a structured summary plus the link to the full article. Price: $0.01 USDC on Base via x402 (the live 402 challenge is authoritative). Two-phase: call without 'payment' to get the live…

• qm_data_dns

  DNS records for a domain — verifying MX before sending mail, infrastructure recon, or pre-flight checks. Price: $0.01 USDC on Base via x402 (the live 402 challenge is authoritative). Two-phase: call without 'payment' to get the live…

• qm_data_astronomy

  Sunrise, sunset, twilight, and moon phase for a location and date — photography planning, event scheduling, or radio operations. Price: $0.01 USDC on Base via x402 (the live 402 challenge is authoritative). Two-phase: call without…

• qm_data_holidays

  Whether a date is a public holiday in a country — support scheduling, market calendars, or posting logic. Price: $0.01 USDC on Base via x402 (the live 402 challenge is authoritative). Two-phase: call without 'payment' to get the live…

• qm_data_country

  Reference data about a country — capital, region, income level, and coordinates to join against FX, holidays, or geocoding results. Price: $0.01 USDC on Base via x402 (the live 402 challenge is authoritative). Two-phase: call without…

• qm_data_cert

  TLS certificate check — issuer, validity window, and days remaining so you can alert before expiry. Monitors your own infrastructure or a client's. Price: $0.01 USDC on Base via x402 (the live 402 challenge is authoritative). Two-phase…

• qm_data_httpcheck

  Verify a webhook or endpoint is alive — status code, redirect chain, key headers, and timing in one call. A down target returns an honest unreachable result instead of an error. Price: $0.01 USDC on Base via x402 (the live 402 challenge…

• qm_data_readability

  Clean article text extracted from a webpage — navigation, ads, and chrome stripped for downstream processing or summarization. Price: $0.01 USDC on Base via x402 (the live 402 challenge is authoritative). Two-phase: call without 'payment'…

• qm_data_fx

  Fiat currency conversion at current reference rates — pricing, payouts, or multi-currency accounting. Price: $0.01 USDC on Base via x402 (the live 402 challenge is authoritative). Two-phase: call without 'payment' to get the live payment…

• qm_data_feed

  RSS/Atom feed parsed to clean JSON — news monitoring, content ingestion, or change detection. Up to 20 items, HTML stripped. Price: $0.01 USDC on Base via x402 (the live 402 challenge is authoritative). Two-phase: call without 'payment'…

• qm_data_sleep_tip

  A genuine sleep-hygiene tip — one practical habit from the rotating collection of 12 (consistent wake times, light, wind-down routines; no medical claims). Rotates daily. Price: $0.01 USDC on Base via x402 (the live 402 challenge is…

• qm_data_lyric_quote

  An original lyric line in Brian Booms' ambient sleep-lane voice — short cosmic/comfort lines for creative prompts, app copy, or bedtime content. All lines are his own words (no third-party lyrics, no royalty issues). Rotates daily. Price…

• qm_sleep_recommend

  Curated sleep-track picks by mood + minutes with public listen links. Data only: not a license, not a download. Price: $0.05 USDC on Base via x402 (the live 402 challenge is authoritative). Two-phase: call without 'payment' to get the…

• qm_sleep_queue

  Ordered track list + runtimes filling the requested hours, drawn from the sleep catalog. Price: $0.10 USDC on Base via x402 (the live 402 challenge is authoritative). Two-phase: call without 'payment' to get the live payment requirements…

• qm_lyrics_get

  Lyric text + title/album metadata for one track from the 116-song catalog. His own words — no third-party lyrics, no royalty issues. Price: $0.05 USDC on Base via x402 (the live 402 challenge is authoritative). Two-phase: call without…

• qm_playlist_build

  Track list for a mood + minutes with per-track sync-license quotes and terms. Data only: quotes are not licenses. Price: $0.10 USDC on Base via x402 (the live 402 challenge is authoritative). Two-phase: call without 'payment' to get the…