Gardenpatch MCP server

• Registry namexyz.gardenpatch/gardenpatchverified in the MCP registry

The registry name sits under gardenpatch.xyz. The registry only lets a publisher use that namespace after proving control of the domain through DNS or HTTP.

• Stateanswerschecked 2026-10-22
• Tools9
• Server calls itselfgardenpatch
• Server version1.0.0
• Protocol version2025-06-18

On 2026-10-22 the server answered initialize and tools/list without a sign-in. First answer in 134 ms.

• Whether its tools do the product's job has not been judged yet.

Said by rules from the measurements above. The likely first call is a model's pick from the tool list; read its description before relying on it.

• INITE MCP score95 of 100answers 100 · definitions 83 · context 100 · connects 100
• Answered100% of days13 of 13 daily checks
• Median first answer197 ms
• Space in an agent's context≈ 1,625 tokensthe definitions of all its tools (9), which an agent carries on every turn
• Tool definitionsB · 83 of 100
• Typed results0 of 9 toolsdeclared outputSchema: results come typed, read once

• Not saying whether it only reads or can destroy: 9 of 9

A program checks the server once a day: initialize and tools/list, no model. Tokens are the definitions' length at about four characters a token. The grade averages six checks of every tool's name, description, schema and annotations; it says how well the tools are described, not whether they work. The score weighs what was measured and nothing else: answering (25%), doing the product's job (25%), definitions (20%), context (10%), use (10%) and how readily a client connects (10%). A part that was not measured is left out, and a hidden instruction caps the score at 40. The state of vendors' MCP servers: method and numbers →

• list_coaches

  Free. The catalog of 7 growth coaches, the 16 modes they sell, and the current price of each. Call this first — it is generated from the same registry the paid endpoint validates against, so it is never stale.

• list_actions

  Free. The catalog of paid real-world side effects, such as sending a review request. An action does something rather than returning advice, so it carries consent rules a coach call does not.

• list_tools

  Free. The catalog of 5 small paid utilities (QR codes, time zone conversion, Markdown to HTML, calendar .ics files, website growth signals) with each one's price, request schema and a worked example. One endpoint, one job, one payment.

• get_schema

  Free. The published request or response JSON Schema for one mode or one action. Use it to build a request you know will validate before you pay for it.

• sandbox_call

  Free, and no wallet needed. Returns a schema-valid sample response for a mode: same envelope, same field names, same deliverable shape as a paid call. It is a fixed sample for the mode, not an answer to your input — that is what makes it…

• call_coach

  Paid, from $0.18 per call, settled in USDC on Base over x402. Returns a growth diagnosis, the arithmetic behind it, concrete actions, and a typed deliverable. Without payment this returns the payment requirements as a structured error you…

• call_action

  Paid. HAS A REAL-WORLD SIDE EFFECT: it puts a message in front of an actual person. Requires a consent block stating how and when that person agreed to be contacted. There is no sandbox for this — a simulated send cannot be told apart…

• call_tool

  Paid, from $0.01 per call, settled in USDC on Base over x402. Runs one utility and returns its result. Tools contact no one and store nothing; website signals reads only the one public page you name. A request refused for its input is…

• get_receipt

  Free. Returns a call you already paid for: amount, mode, usage, and the deliverable again. Only the wallet that paid can read it, and only while the receipt has not expired.