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Which MCP servers are Squatch CC's own, from the official registry and from asking its own domain, whether they answer, and what they offer. A program checked each of these, nobody copied them from a product page.

read 2026-10-23

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Whose server it is
  • Registry namecc.squatch/mcpverified in the MCP registry

The registry name sits under squatch.cc. The registry only lets a publisher use that namespace after proving control of the domain through DNS or HTTP.

When we asked itchecked 2026-10-23
  • Stateanswerschecked 2026-10-23
  • Tools11
  • Server calls itselfsquatch-stack
  • Server version1.5.0
  • Protocol version2025-06-18

On 2026-10-23 the server answered initialize and tools/list without a sign-in. First answer in 143 ms.

Should an agent connect itSkip it
  • Its tools do none of the product's use cases we checked: Set up a Shopify store with its own cart and checkout; Search large databases of records in plain words; Build iPhone and Android apps that work offline.
  • Checked on 4 of the 7 days it takes to judge reliability.

Once connected

  • Parameters are untyped or undescribed in 5 of 11 tools: check arguments before calling.

Said by rules from the measurements above. The likely first call is a model's pick from the tool list; read its description before relying on it.

Measured dailydaily checks: 4, the first on 2026-10-23
  • INITE MCP scoreafter a weeka score needs 7 daily checks: 4 so far
  • What an agent can do with it0 of 3 use cases
  • Answeredmeasuring4 of the 7 daily checks it takes to print a share
  • Median first answer220 ms
  • Space in an agent's context≈ 1,499 tokensthe definitions of all its tools (11), which an agent carries on every turn
  • Tool definitionsA · 92 of 100
  • Typed results0 of 11 toolsdeclared outputSchema: results come typed, read once
  • Parameters without a description: in 5 of 11

What an agent can do with it

  • cannot · Set up a Shopify store with its own cart and checkout
  • cannot · Search large databases of records in plain words
  • cannot · Build iPhone and Android apps that work offline

Each of the product's use cases, put to Jev against this server's tool list: can an agent do it with these tools?

Worth a look

None of the five warning signs in these definitions.

A program checks the server once a day: initialize and tools/list, no model. Tokens are the definitions' length at about four characters a token. The grade averages six checks of every tool's name, description, schema and annotations; it says how well the tools are described, not whether they work. The score weighs what was measured and nothing else: answering (25%), doing the product's job (25%), definitions (20%), context (10%), use (10%) and how readily a client connects (10%). A part that was not measured is left out, and a hidden instruction caps the score at 40. The state of vendors' MCP servers: method and numbers →

Tools it offers11 tools · read 2026-10-23
  • studio_info

    What Squatch Stack (a software and hardware studio in the Missouri Ozarks) builds, and how to reach it.

  • list_goods

    Browse the Squatch Stack shop (tees, mugs, hats, stickers, posters, totes). Optional text search and kind filter. Prices in USD; tax and shipping are added at checkout.

  • show_shop

    Show the Squatch Stack goods as an interactive shop the person can browse: photos, colours and sizes, and a Buy button that opens the shop's secure checkout in their browser. Use it when someone wants to look around or buy. Optional…

  • get_good

    Details for one Squatch Stack product by slug: description, every variant (color/size) with its variant_id and price.

  • start_checkout

    Build Squatch Stack checkout links for the chosen variants. It does NOT buy anything: give the links to the person, who reviews the cart and pays on the store's secure checkout (tax and shipping calculated there).

  • contact_draft

    Make a ready-to-send email link (mailto) to Squatch Stack with a fitting subject and body. It sends nothing; the person opens it in their mail app.

  • parse_buffalo

    Tag every word of a 'Buffalo buffalo ...' sentence as city, animal or verb, with a plain-English gloss.

  • request_custom

    Leave a request in the Squatch Stack inbox: a custom shirt or piece, details or an update on something, help with an order, or anything else. A person reads every one and answers from [email protected] if an email address is given. Returns…

  • request_status

    Where a request sent with request_custom has got to (received, read, replied, closed), and the studio's answer. With the private token (SQ-XXXXXX-XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX) it shows the answer; with the short reference (SQ-XXXXXX) only the status…

  • support_options

    The ways to back Squatch Stack's open hardware and audio work: monthly tiers and one-time options with their price and what the supporter gets, GitHub Sponsors and the store. Gives a checkout link only for options whose card checkout is…

  • about_this_server

    Who runs this server, how to verify it, exactly what each tool can and cannot do, what is kept, and the limits. Use it when someone asks whether they can trust a link or a request.

How to connect

Add the server to your MCP client config. Claude Desktop, Cursor and most other clients read this shape:

{
  "mcpServers": {
    "squatch": {
      "type": "http",
      "url": "https://mcp.squatch.cc/mcp"
    }
  }
}

Add it

Claude Code, in a terminal

claude mcp add --transport http squatch https://mcp.squatch.cc/mcp

Add to CursorAdd to VS Code

claude.ai, ChatGPT and other clients: add https://mcp.squatch.cc/mcp as a custom connector in the settings.

Each line is something a program found when it went looking: the registry entry, the server's own answer, a spec that parses. A missing line means we did not find it, not that it does not exist.